Mentally Somewhere Else T-Shirt
Size guide
Compare these garment measurements with a similar item you already wear. Lay it flat and measure across the body for width; width is not chest circumference. Measurements are in inches, not body measurements.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 |
Manufacturer sizing can vary by up to 1.5 inches. Choose your preferred fit using the measurements above.
Made to order. Free U.S. shipping.
Made to order & returns
Made to order. Free standard U.S. shipping. Items in the same order may arrive separately.
We generally do not accept returns or exchanges for an incorrect size, color or change of mind. If an item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos.
For the daydreamers, overthinkers, and people physically present but mentally checked out — this tee says it all without you having to. Featuring a bold minimalist design with a relatable phrase, this shirt is perfect for everyday wear and guaranteed to connect with anyone running on autopilot.
Comfortable, versatile, and effortlessly funny, it’s the kind of graphic tee that fits every casual situation — whether you’re zoning out at work, surviving social events, or just mentally on vacation 24/7.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Clean, bold statement design
- Soft and comfortable everyday fit
- Relatable humor that gets attention
- Easy to style for casual outfits
- Great conversation starter
Perfect For:
Introverts • Daydreamers • Students • Office workers • Remote workers • Socially drained people • Anyone mentally clocked out
Makes a fun gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone whose brain is permanently “somewhere else.”
Product features
Printed on the Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee. Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²), classic unisex fit, ribbed collar, shoulder tape and tear-away label. Fabric content varies by color. Printed graphic.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
For the daydreamers, overthinkers, and people physically present but mentally checked out — this tee says it all without you having to. Featuring a bold minimalist design with a relatable phrase, this shirt is perfect for everyday wear and guaranteed to connect with anyone running on autopilot.
Comfortable, versatile, and effortlessly funny, it’s the kind of graphic tee that fits every casual situation — whether you’re zoning out at work, surviving social events, or just mentally on vacation 24/7.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Clean, bold statement design
- Soft and comfortable everyday fit
- Relatable humor that gets attention
- Easy to style for casual outfits
- Great conversation starter
Perfect For:
Introverts • Daydreamers • Students • Office workers • Remote workers • Socially drained people • Anyone mentally clocked out
Makes a fun gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone whose brain is permanently “somewhere else.”
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit body without side seams for reduced waste and cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels, DTG for main print ensuring crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat